WALMART GIRLS
Featuring Daniel T. Coates – Pennsylvania USA
Written by: Barry P. Foley Copyright @ 18 June 2002 Pretty Girls Parody 19 Nov 2014
Intro
Did you see that, Barry
Check out that Redhead in the Tiger Suit
I bet she's a going to Walmart!!
Chorus
I love to look at Walmart Girls
Spandex pants with Tramp Stamps and cheap plastic pearls
99th wonder of the whole free world
We love to look at Walmart Girls
I love the summertime, when it gets really hot
I check out them Strings and Thongs, over by the Red Box
Camo pants showing off their Triple X tube tops
We love to look at Walmart Girls
1st Bridge: My buddy asks me, is that a woman or a man
Well, Cross Dressing is something that I'll never understand
A tattooed lady, in a leopard suit
She'd been better off if she hadn't wore them combat boots
Chorus: I love to look at Walmart Girls
See through pants with Tramp Stamps, that makes your heart twirl
99th wonder of the whole free world, Lord
We love to look at Walmart Girls
one time I was over in the spandex section, one of them comes up to me and says "Does this make their butt look big"..You have them turn around in a circle...then their boyfriend shows up...he gets all pissed offll!
Blondes have turned my head, with their Double D rack
Redheads are hot, showing off her Plumber's Crack
But them dark-haired ladies make you take it all back
We love to look at Walmart Girls
2nd Bridge:
Down at Walmart everyday, must be Halloween
PJ's and Baby Doll Dresses, beat all I ever seen
I've even saw a marriage proposal over in the fishing tackle
Dan, how the hell, l am I supposed to rhyme fishing tackle
Chorus:
We love to look at Walmart Girls
Tramp Stamps with no underpants and their hair up in curls
99th wonder of the whole free world, Lord
We love to look at Walmart Girls
TAG
We love to look at Walmart Girls,
A Hot Pink Wig and Leopard Pants, she's a really hot
Hang on.. Dan...I thinks that's a dude!
Yea Barry, you gotta be careful with Walmart Girls
Here comes the manager to run us off, AGAIN! ...............Aint that your Dad