TAYLOR AIN’T SO SWIFT
Written by: Barry P. Foley
Copyright © 15 April 2010
You see her on the TV
You see her everyday on the Net
You see her on every award show
With the armful that she gets
So maybe it’s only me,
That don’t think she’s got the gift
In my humble country boy opinion
Taylor Ain’t So Swift
They call her a teenage sensation,
So lets all be polite
You can’t compare her with Tanya or LeAnn
or Little Miss Dynamite
Oh but you say she’s a hit songwriter
Oh ain’t that sweet
My grandbaby could write a potty training hit
With Schlitz and Overstreet
BRIDGE
I’m sure deep down in her heart
All she wanted to do is sing
Now she’s the product of the Cashville
Star making machine
She ain’t got half of what Dolly’s got,
And that’s just above the neck
So don’t put her on the same list
With Lynn, Cline and Wy nette
I’m sure she’s a really sweet person
But is all about talent to me
When even her label has to defend her
Cause she can’t sing on key
And to say she’s the best we got
In this day and time
From LA to New York and Cashville
Lost their memory and their minds
She keeps getting richer by the minute
No matter what the fuss is with
In this country boy’s opinion
Taylor, Ain’t So Swift